My Last Fuck, Oh Look it’s on Fire Candle
Mark the end of something miserable with this “My last fuck to give candle.” A great gift for yourself or someone else who’s given up on a hopeless situation. You can only care so much, people.
Throw Throw Burrito
Dodgeball and a card game in one! Looks like your gonna need some room for this one kid. You have to try to collect matching sets of cards faster than the other players while getting burritos thrown at you. Earn points and lose them when you get hit. Sign me up! Looks like a fun game to play at parties and family get-togethers. Or you can spice up Taco Tuesday. Anything goes!
Buzzed is the most hilarious adult drinking card game to kick-off, end, or make your night! Play at any party, pregame, postgame, or just chill night with friends. It’s super easy to play and with 180 cards that let you vote, compete, and confess, no two games are ever the same. You can play with the libation of your choice or even sparkling water — you name it, but please always drink responsibly. Even super easy to play over video chat for long-distance hilarity! By purchasing this game, you release BUZZED from any and all liability related to or stemming from any gameplay, including from any action, inaction, or use of the game by any player, and you and all players further release BUZZED from any claims or actions of any kind resulting from any gameplay. You further acknowledge that if consuming alcoholic beverages when playing this game, that you are at least 21 years of age and that you will play responsibly. Alcohol consumption is not required.
Get those fingers in shape no matter where you are. You can squeeze a workout at the office, in your home, or even on the train or plane. You’ll be impressing your buddies and family with your ripped digits in no time. The kit comes with everything you need for desk workout.
Grow a Boyfriend Toy
This little guy isn’t much of a “shower”, but he sure is a grower! He starts out at an adorable 2 inches long and grows to a whopping 12 inches. He takes a while to get going, but within 72 hours you got yourself a one-footer. And then when you’re done with him, you can dry him and use him again.
So, forget finding yourself the perfect man. Just grow him!