Real Meteorite with Treasure Box
Here’s a nice piece of outer space for a pretty small price. Your space-minded scientific-loving friends or family will love this genuine meteorite with its own treasure box.
EZ Drinker Beer & Soda Can Holster Belt
This is my kind of “ammo” belt. Stick your favorite six pack in there and you’re ready for a day at the beach, camping, yard work, or family get-together. Plus the camo is nice for those hikes in the wilderness. You gotta conceal your beverages from thirsty woodland creatures.
No more having to leave the house and go find a basketball court at the gym or park. Now you can play all you want from the comfort of your bathroom. And you can poop while you’re doing it! You’ll never be bored in the bathroom again! And if don’t want to play in the bathroom you can also attach this portable basketball game set to the back of your bedroom or office door. Also a great gift for the man cave!
Spider in a Box
Scare the living crap out of enemies, friends, and frenemies with Spider in a box. The unsuspecting are going to think there’s a nice gift inside, but guess what? It’s not. It’s a spider! Well, a fake spider. But it’s still gonna cause a scene. So get your phone ready to record.
Emergency Underpants in a Can
I mean, you never know. We’ve all had bad food in restaurants, too much to drink, or maybe we just can’t pull over in time. This emergency underwear kit could come in handy, but would also make a good gift for an “over the hill” party. One thing though. I’m not quite sure about the chicken on the front. WTF is up with that?